A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Races

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Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people
Download: mega.nz/#!s5RAmS6D!USG3zCcZ_FPMFm1Z0wqwSFrHYsNK9mClMdVmCayr42U
Instrumental: mega.nz/#!xsBCgYob!v5MbdnmkL3rmqyZPcdVRoAF4NTnhQJtGMsFd0cfOaBw
Lyrics: genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide-to-d-d-races-lyrics
Cami-Cat Cover: arpulse.info/video/nbDYi6OdbmmauYY.html
Huge thanks to the Guest Artists for helping with this episode:
Adan - arpulse.info/w/CDWmgX1kc_tEXOd0OJmF_Q
Blaine Simple - arpulse.info/w/7Je57UJURMIx6lrXr3zO4g
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Other music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: player.epidemicsound.com/


  1. JoCat
    سنوات قبل

    Download: mega.nz/#!s5RAmS6D!USG3zCcZ_FPMFm1Z0wqwSFrHYsNK9mClMdVmCayr42U Instrumental: mega.nz/#!xsBCgYob!v5MbdnmkL3rmqyZPcdVRoAF4NTnhQJtGMsFd0cfOaBw Lyrics: genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide-to-d-d-races-lyrics Cami-Cat Cover: arpulse.info/video/nbDYi6OdbmmauYY.html

    1. Ultimate game boy
      Ultimate game boy
      4 أيام قبل

      This is a bop ngl

    2. Fake Name
      Fake Name
      29 أيام قبل

      Have you heard Rant by Bo Burnham by any chance?

    3. La rae rae
      La rae rae
      أشهر قبل

      U should start rapping

    4. Try Hard Gamer
      Try Hard Gamer
      2 أشهر قبل

      Thanks for linking Cami's cover. Both were so good!

    5. Strate Up Gamr
      Strate Up Gamr
      2 أشهر قبل

      I wanna be a tortle. Yeah...

  2. William Sheridan
    William Sheridan
    4 ساعات قبل

    This is a bop

  3. Leix
    8 ساعات قبل

    I choose human as race because it seems pretty fun the concept of a race that is just average beating the hell out of creatures like demons, orcs, dragons, etc.

  4. burnt toast
    burnt toast
    23 ساعات قبل

    NGL this song kinda bangs

  5. _ Seth
    _ Seth
    أيام قبل

    ok i like racirts now

  6. _ Seth
    _ Seth
    أيام قبل


  7. nimrod keren
    nimrod keren
    أيام قبل

    Is this the best youtube video ever made? I dont know All I want to say is that the madman fused the title card theme with the beat at the start!!! ITS GENIUS

  8. Zach Mac
    Zach Mac
    2 أيام قبل

    considering how many races are sorta similar to humans, having a world where humans are quite rare would be hilarious. imagine how a centaur or a mermaid would react if they had never seen one before. props to the original guy who came up with the idea.

  9. Matteo Ford
    Matteo Ford
    2 أيام قبل


  10. BlackRoseXIII
    2 أيام قبل

    Orcs have an Int penalty? Since when?

  11. DeoBasha
    3 أيام قبل

    Funny tid bit: Vedalken don't have ears

  12. Lottie Searle
    Lottie Searle
    3 أيام قبل

    Omg I've seen this a million times but I only just realized its in alphabetical order

  13. GorillaGuerilla
    3 أيام قبل

    Hmmmm, think I better go with a Homebrew race...

  14. Mr President
    Mr President
    3 أيام قبل

    im a stout halfling in the campaign im in. *im 500 pounds*

  15. Cotton Candy Kitty
    Cotton Candy Kitty
    3 أيام قبل

    Is the dragon your real head or is it a mask?

  16. Іван Полтавець
    Іван Полтавець
    3 أيام قبل


  17. Bone Whale
    Bone Whale
    4 أيام قبل

    This video is kinda racist...

  18. Diego Alonso Padilla
    Diego Alonso Padilla
    4 أيام قبل

    This. Baffles. Me. Profusely.

  19. Jakab Kovács
    Jakab Kovács
    4 أيام قبل


  20. Carter McGrath
    Carter McGrath
    4 أيام قبل

    D&D the game where being racist isn't that bad

  21. Zally
    4 أيام قبل


  22. Wubwub dödödö
    Wubwub dödödö
    4 أيام قبل

    A fucking SnS main making fun of Humans for being boring and average all-rounders.

  23. Mega elemental Ninja
    Mega elemental Ninja
    5 أيام قبل

    Now I want to be a barbarian Minotaur

  24. Jakab Kovács
    Jakab Kovács
    5 أيام قبل

    .................... What?

  25. Zachary Thompson
    Zachary Thompson
    5 أيام قبل

    So i can "get it on" with a dragon

  26. Lunar Wings
    Lunar Wings
    6 أيام قبل

    Me, a Barbarian 6/Fighter 4 Goliath with 126 Hp laughing at the Adult Green Dragons bite attack then axing him twice in the face all while wearing a cape made of a trolls skin and blocking hits with nothing but my rock hard ABS

  27. Rymar1100
    6 أيام قبل

    My friend James chose human as his race. I showed him this video and now he feels personally attacked

  28. Mateus Wang
    Mateus Wang
    6 أيام قبل

    JoCat: this video is NOT to children. Me with 11 years: IM GONNA end this guys whole Carrier.

    1. Gustav
      4 أيام قبل


  29. Seth Gideon Caringal
    Seth Gideon Caringal
    6 أيام قبل

    someone might put this the wrong way and flag this vidoe

  30. ClipOnBowTies
    7 أيام قبل

    I showed this to my friends and was like, "this slaps", and my friends were like "we support you."

  31. Overseer
    7 أيام قبل

    I dident know being a snomling was a race

  32. Her Majesty
    Her Majesty
    7 أيام قبل

    Fr tho it do be bopping

  33. Lagarto Verde
    Lagarto Verde
    7 أيام قبل

    Dear D&D players, you claim that Humans are boring, yet 75% of all other races are "humans, *but* ", curious.

  34. Margus Grenzmann
    Margus Grenzmann
    7 أيام قبل

    This is still just best.

  35. Jeulian Tony Ramos
    Jeulian Tony Ramos
    8 أيام قبل

    Peppermint voice: RACE?

  36. Blaxidii
    8 أيام قبل

    I play non-binary characters because figuring out which gender they are is too much work for my tiny brain.

  37. Levi Nitsah
    Levi Nitsah
    8 أيام قبل

    To anyone wondering... Locathah is still just a fish. What did you expect...?

  38. Fandom Ben
    Fandom Ben
    8 أيام قبل

    Fun Fact: You’ve watched this more than once

  39. Jere Mossy
    Jere Mossy
    9 أيام قبل

    well this slaps

  40. JimBob4233
    9 أيام قبل

    The 'hide, bide, quickslide and hit your face' reminds me of something but Google just brings me back here.

  41. Marvin The Puppet
    Marvin The Puppet
    9 أيام قبل

    I’m pretty sure warforged do have feelings and souls

  42. SpookDaGamer
    10 أيام قبل

    (small race) riding on the back of a (big race)

  43. Priest Shrek
    Priest Shrek
    10 أيام قبل

    Is this just about adventure league races that are viable? Because Grung gang be knocking on ya door.

  44. Benjamin Hamrick
    Benjamin Hamrick
    11 أيام قبل

    Wait... I thought it was just a few like human, halfling, gnome, ork, elf... Maybe 1 or 2 more

    1. Toontownwarnado
      10 أيام قبل

      Theres plenty to chose from, too many

  45. quinn arran
    quinn arran
    11 أيام قبل

    holy shit i just re-listened to that intro and its fucking bars omg

  46. Daniel Nunya Bidnezz
    Daniel Nunya Bidnezz
    12 أيام قبل

    I love the Lord of the Rings reference in the middle of this one. :-)

  47. Ann Sh.
    Ann Sh.
    12 أيام قبل

    I've just now realized that this instrumental is the same as in Bo Burnham's "Rant"

  48. vedanjali Sitoleh
    vedanjali Sitoleh
    13 أيام قبل


  49. K A R A S
    K A R A S
    13 أيام قبل

    So sad that he also got the Dragonborn misconception

  50. Jpoap 2003
    Jpoap 2003
    14 أيام قبل

    I just wanted to be a salamander, i guess that won't be possible.

  51. Landon Gardner
    Landon Gardner
    14 أيام قبل

    Ah yes but can I be monke

  52. Aidex5200 s
    Aidex5200 s
    14 أيام قبل

    I have to disagree about that humans are boring They are a blank paper which means you can create anything from it. This is why in many fantasy stories they are most unpredictable one's

  53. Dante Ciccarelli
    Dante Ciccarelli
    15 أيام قبل

    i love this

  54. Deadly Doodles
    Deadly Doodles
    16 أيام قبل

    Damn Jocat be spitting bars

  55. Ego_Toaster
    16 أيام قبل

    now available on spotify

  56. Crabbus
    17 أيام قبل

    Some races are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  57. Brendan VanEcko
    Brendan VanEcko
    17 أيام قبل

    The funny part is humans are sadly the best races because of the extra feat... Sad.

  58. Jinroz Zibeon
    Jinroz Zibeon
    17 أيام قبل

    Apparently there's going to be 4 new races included? I'm just curious here as to whether or not JoCat will make an updated version of this when it happens.

  59. Rhapsicle
    17 أيام قبل

    Confirmed! Paladin and Bard hook up! She just had to ask after all.

  60. Kerath
    17 أيام قبل

    My last adventure with DnD was Neverwinter Nights 2. I had no idea how many races they added, Jesus. How is Toril not overcrowded and oversaturated with cultures at this point?

  61. Greg Volcy
    Greg Volcy
    18 أيام قبل

    That was beautiful.

  62. Gatorgrey
    18 أيام قبل

    I’m having a vision it’s going to be called dnd the musical this will be the opening

  63. Sam
    18 أيام قبل

    4:45 replace freakish creature with fucking furry

  64. Junk Jake
    Junk Jake
    19 أيام قبل

    4:44 that doesn’t sound right...

  65. redjack271
    19 أيام قبل

    ShaunOfTheDodd made a mix of this combining it with Cami-cat's cover that's pretty neat. Awesome video. Love the art

  66. Da Foil Brick
    Da Foil Brick
    20 أيام قبل

    damn! JoCat spittin' some bars!

  67. 【 Sziwy 】
    【 Sziwy 】
    20 أيام قبل

    4:46 passed the perfect oportunity to say "a freakish furry'

    1. Junk Jake
      Junk Jake
      19 أيام قبل

      Yeah I noticed that to seems like it was a last minute change to not be offensive or something?

  68. Cozy-Dragon
    20 أيام قبل

    This is a banger

  69. Normal Channel
    Normal Channel
    20 أيام قبل

    For people who care more about fun than minmaxing: make Locathah Sorcerer, on higher levels ONLY expend another spell slots for sorcery points and spend them for new spell slots but cast ONLY fireballs, just make sure you will be somehow useful in plot and its great, not overpowered and also not too weak

  70. Brian Ayate
    Brian Ayate
    21 أيام قبل

    A level 100 bard hahaha

  71. cathal moloney
    cathal moloney
    21 أيام قبل

    This is the first thing I sent to my gf befor i even sed hi so thanks jocat

  72. Hellish_Reasons
    21 أيام قبل

    Is this a Bo Burnham reference?

  73. Samuel Bergkvist
    Samuel Bergkvist
    21 أيام قبل

    everybody gangsta untill the dragon giraffe starts spittin bars

  74. chazbutlive
    21 أيام قبل

    Can someone clarify the 4:50 crab thing? plz I beg 🙏🙏🥺

  75. Shadow Master
    Shadow Master
    22 أيام قبل

    I love this

  76. BlueEngland
    22 أيام قبل

    most races: Cool Human: I am average Locathah: Literally just a fish

  77. Squidclyx 732
    Squidclyx 732
    22 أيام قبل

    3:15 is that another silly-anime-that-no-one-likes reference

  78. Spencer Noble
    Spencer Noble
    22 أيام قبل

    Is this to to theme of Bo Burnham's 'rant'?

    1. incrediblysour
      21 أيام قبل


  79. Darkkmos
    22 أيام قبل

    But no grung?

  80. The Knight's Shade
    The Knight's Shade
    23 أيام قبل

    My dungeon master just ripped out my beautiful aasimar wings. I hate it here

    1. TheSlendro' s Show
      TheSlendro' s Show
      23 أيام قبل

      @The Knight's Shade i know

    2. The Knight's Shade
      The Knight's Shade
      23 أيام قبل

      @TheSlendro' s Show idc i still hate you :,(

    3. TheSlendro' s Show
      TheSlendro' s Show
      23 أيام قبل

      @The Knight's Shadeyour pg look better without wings

    4. The Knight's Shade
      The Knight's Shade
      23 أيام قبل

      @TheSlendro' s Show screw u

    5. TheSlendro' s Show
      TheSlendro' s Show
      23 أيام قبل

      There's no need to thank me

  81. Skree Person
    Skree Person
    23 أيام قبل

    Is this the backing beat to bo burnhams rant?

  82. moopboi645
    24 أيام قبل

    someone add this fuckin backtrack to fnf in a mod

  83. Tech Philip
    Tech Philip
    24 أيام قبل

    Favorite race is still the kobold.

  84. Former CT Governor Dannel Malloy
    Former CT Governor Dannel Malloy
    24 أيام قبل

    After a long while, the only tiny mistake I can think of in this video is that Dragonborn aren’t actually the offspring of Dragons and other non-dragon races. Dragonborn are a separate race from Dragons altogether

  85. Maximillian Winkler 282
    Maximillian Winkler 282
    24 أيام قبل

    Top 10 rappers emminem is to afraid to dis

    1. I Retired
      I Retired
      23 أيام قبل

      Top 10 copiers no one cared about

  86. Cobalt Castle
    Cobalt Castle
    24 أيام قبل

    Sad leonin noises

  87. Joshua Muller
    Joshua Muller
    24 أيام قبل

    Tasha's: no

  88. TheSpiderKindom
    25 أيام قبل

    That was the greatest thing I have ever seen

  89. Chrittle
    25 أيام قبل

    and thats how my friend got convinced to play a locathah

  90. silverlined69
    26 أيام قبل

    Why I gotta be boring? I dont even wanna be a human

  91. Alexander Iordamidis
    Alexander Iordamidis
    26 أيام قبل


  92. Eclipse Gaming
    Eclipse Gaming
    26 أيام قبل

    put on spotify

  93. TheMadHattr
    27 أيام قبل

    Bro I can not stop bouncing to this lol

    28 أيام قبل

    This sounds like rant by bo burnham

  95. Samuel Godard
    Samuel Godard
    28 أيام قبل

    I hosted a game of dnd with my grandfather and when I was teaching him how to make his character I told him to pick his race and he said “No that’s not how you say it, you mean minorities”

  96. Leo E.
    Leo E.
    28 أيام قبل

    Kenku sneaky

  97. Jesper Lenderink
    Jesper Lenderink
    28 أيام قبل

    Can someone add this song to Spotify? Because I don't know how

  98. Spencer Thatcher
    Spencer Thatcher
    28 أيام قبل

    The subtle Bo Burnham reference beat is well appreciated

  99. Cazador
    29 أيام قبل

    Dragonborn aren't from a human and a dragon. Their their own distinct race. Half dragons occur between a human and dragons.

  100. Black_ Fog
    Black_ Fog
    29 أيام قبل

    Okay are you using weighted dice? You keep rolling nat 20 on this songs