A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Wizard

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Joseph makes a dumb Dungeons and Dragons guide for dumb people
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تعليقات

  1. Jess
    Jess
    8 ساعات قبل

    I’m p sure Megumin wrote this one

  2. Rob Andrews
    Rob Andrews
    15 ساعات قبل

    I've never been able to find or make a DnD group, but being able to learn about it in such a fun way makes me want to get right back on my conjured horse and ride into the sunset!

  3. Jamie Mills
    Jamie Mills
    أيام قبل

    2:46

  4. DeepFriedVegan
    DeepFriedVegan
    أيام قبل

    Surprised no one is mentioning Alphys making an appearance lmao

  5. gr1m sloth
    gr1m sloth
    أيام قبل

    Whenever I make it was a class I have to come to this video to remember all the wizard sub classes. Lmao

  6. MC
    MC
    أيام قبل

    So I saw references to DDLC and Undertale but I only woke up around the end of the video

  7. Panzer Korps
    Panzer Korps
    2 أيام قبل

    The toilet paper and the bridge trolls ass cheeks got me sounding more asthmatic than Darth Vader. I'm literally crying because that joke genuinely tickled me.

  8. Youhavetoguessit
    Youhavetoguessit
    2 أيام قبل

    Just fireball?... Was that a damn Doki Doki reference? Dude, 10/10.

  9. prckomir
    prckomir
    4 أيام قبل

    Just discovered ya and already I LOVE YA!

  10. Gold Legend
    Gold Legend
    4 أيام قبل

    I am very pleased with Trans Rights is a school of magic.

  11. Anraphet
    Anraphet
    5 أيام قبل

    I also love this. Because of this I made a Half orc Half Goliath war caster named Feng. He killed dragons using bronze coins and Animate Objects. I love him.

  12. Zerpify
    Zerpify
    5 أيام قبل

    fun song

  13. Destiar T. Pratama
    Destiar T. Pratama
    6 أيام قبل

    So this is where Nixie got her lesson, everything makes sense now

  14. T1p0
    T1p0
    7 أيام قبل

    Oh yes konosuba Exprosioooon!

  15. EMMA MISDOM
    EMMA MISDOM
    7 أيام قبل

    Just Mon- IIII MEAN Fireball. Just Fireball.

  16. Andrew Bary
    Andrew Bary
    7 أيام قبل

    So one time my party ran into a cult of cobalts so our wizard cast a nat 20 minor illusion and make their “god” appear even though none of had any idea what it looked like. It worked. Because of this, our party implemented a new rule: never, under any circumstances, not fuck with cobalts

  17. Tait Samansky
    Tait Samansky
    9 أيام قبل

    If you get the coreect familiar I am sure it can learn fireball

  18. masterrocket31
    masterrocket31
    9 أيام قبل

    To be fair...i tryed specializing in the other schools and I struggled with everything except evocation. Abjuration was fun doe.

  19. F*ck my sister
    F*ck my sister
    11 أيام قبل

    True Polymorph is better than fireball because you can turn into a Pit Fiend who can cast fireball infinitely.

  20. Yuria Tsugi
    Yuria Tsugi
    11 أيام قبل

    ... why do i want a full song version of that end song so badly now? But i really need it in my life lmao XD Edit: just rewatched it again and yep it is still amazing.

  21. Pure Servers
    Pure Servers
    11 أيام قبل

    The crooked river dfly warm because ravioli ganguly grease excluding a tough coach. vacuous, quirky sweatshirt

  22. Tintin And Snowy
    Tintin And Snowy
    13 أيام قبل

    ”Registered hex offender” will never be not fun, no matter how may times i have binched this series

  23. JEMS2401
    JEMS2401
    16 أيام قبل

    Petition for a cover of "Just Monika" but it's "Just Fireball"

  24. Bryito
    Bryito
    16 أيام قبل

    I love the song lmao lol

  25. Keiichiro Murata
    Keiichiro Murata
    17 أيام قبل

    Terry Crews the War Magic Wizard: POWEEEEEEEEER

  26. Jeremy Trimble
    Jeremy Trimble
    18 أيام قبل

    These videos are so great.

  27. Blake Etter
    Blake Etter
    19 أيام قبل

    Wizards are only weak at low levels if you try to use them like a fighter (but with spells). They have a decent number of spell slots at all times and if you use abilities smartly, such as sleep or charm instead of an attack spell, you can actually be way more helpful or dangerous than other classes of the same level or even higher level. I saw a wizard PC take down a party of five other PCs each a level above him. I don’t think he took damage either.

    1. Eddie42023
      Eddie42023
      7 أيام قبل

      Alas, you're wasting your breath. It would take an actual wizard's duel with Zee's wiz to demonstrate this and I don't think it's gonna' happen.

  28. Deadly Doodles
    Deadly Doodles
    22 أيام قبل

    “ I didn’t know your kid dressed like a goblin” 😶what?why☹️

  29. jawad farhat
    jawad farhat
    22 أيام قبل

    The just fireball was hilarious cause i understood the reference

  30. Brent Ranger
    Brent Ranger
    22 أيام قبل

    Oof, too funny!

  31. Trent Lewis
    Trent Lewis
    23 أيام قبل

    Only Fireball eh??? Laughs in Counterspell.

  32. gino forest
    gino forest
    23 أيام قبل

    if anyone can keep a straight face while watching this series... they have no sense of humor ans should be fireballed, bitch slapped by god, and mauled by the bugbear and barbarian

  33. Tech Philip
    Tech Philip
    24 أيام قبل

    The answer to the opening is to always play evocation so your allies don't die.

  34. Dragonfied321
    Dragonfied321
    25 أيام قبل

    anyone else notice at 1:00 that he spelled "gass" instead of "Glass" or is that on purpose?

  35. Sam Muñoz
    Sam Muñoz
    26 أيام قبل

    Sokka: "Aang, what do you have?" Aang: "ALL THE ELEMENTS!" Sokka: "NO"

  36. Michael Smith
    Michael Smith
    27 أيام قبل

    That ending tho

  37. trenchcoatbandit
    trenchcoatbandit
    28 أيام قبل

    i cast fireball

  38. Black_ Fog
    Black_ Fog
    29 أيام قبل

    2:45 You'll thank me later

  39. Logan Chase
    Logan Chase
    أشهر قبل

    Honestly Doctor Strange is a hybrid of Sorcerer, Wizard, and Warlock. He does have immense natural power, but he learned to harness it through study, but most importantly in Marvel all magic has a "cost". Magic obeys the fundamental laws of the universe, matter can't come from nothing, every action has an equal opposite reaction, etc. Doctor Strange is very good at being aware of that cost, and making deals with all kinds of foreign entities and domains to limit the damage his debts can do.

  40. Mizu Izumi
    Mizu Izumi
    أشهر قبل

    I know it been a year, but just wanted to say love the song, J0-Cat.

  41. STM
    STM
    أشهر قبل

    JoCat said Trans Rights

  42. The Legendary Onion ring
    The Legendary Onion ring
    أشهر قبل

    Honestly please post the song at the end as it’s own separate video because it’s a Bop

  43. Randall Myrick
    Randall Myrick
    أشهر قبل

    I swear to god I just saw alphis....

  44. Jarod Iking
    Jarod Iking
    أشهر قبل

    i like to cast mage armour and shield on myself, then charge in with thunderwave or other aoe spells, and perhaps flying

  45. Audrey Hoeschen
    Audrey Hoeschen
    أشهر قبل

    That mood when you feel validated bc someone labeled transmutation as trans rights :)

  46. Breaker X
    Breaker X
    أشهر قبل

    I want BLOCKBLOCKBLOCK as my ringtone

  47. MasterheartsXIII
    MasterheartsXIII
    أشهر قبل

    Was the opening ghostwritten by Konosuba’s Megumin?

  48. Painful Oreo
    Painful Oreo
    أشهر قبل

    Ohno ddlc references Thx for the ptsd

  49. Jon T
    Jon T
    أشهر قبل

    1:24 a new ship???

  50. Frostflame_Paladin
    Frostflame_Paladin
    أشهر قبل

    When you find out there is a 9th level spell that is just fireball but stronger.

  51. Paul TheSkeptic
    Paul TheSkeptic
    أشهر قبل

    That neck waggling back and forth to the music is so hypnotic. I'm glad it's short. Any longer and I think I'd be mesmerized for as long as it lasted.

  52. frostだげ
    frostだげ
    أشهر قبل

    I stopped the video and read Alphus's lines and that just...yeah that makes sense...

  53. Park _
    Park _
    أشهر قبل

    FIREBALL JUST FIREBALL JUST FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Park _
      Park _
      أشهر قبل

      JUST FIREBALL!!!!!!!!

  54. Shaked Amar
    Shaked Amar
    أشهر قبل

    Wizard that uses only fireball is actually pretty strong

  55. Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford
    أشهر قبل

    I don't know why but "What's your point, Person Within Fireball Distance?" always gets me

  56. Barontakedown Thisguy
    Barontakedown Thisguy
    أشهر قبل

    I'm late but I don't care. I just wanted to say war magic does look cool. That's about it.

  57. Zippier Ivy
    Zippier Ivy
    أشهر قبل

    2:42

  58. SQUIRRELSONASTICK
    SQUIRRELSONASTICK
    أشهر قبل

    Fun fact. Fireball needs sulphur and bat shit because those are the active ingredients in... well gunpowder.

  59. Frozen Eevee
    Frozen Eevee
    أشهر قبل

    I'd love to play as a wizard in D&D, and if at any time I needed to protect the party from a giant monster I can say "You shall not pass!"

  60. Isrel156
    Isrel156
    أشهر قبل

    1:44 what is that ability exactly?

  61. Lesli • C h a o s •Grimalkin
    Lesli • C h a o s •Grimalkin
    أشهر قبل

    2:35 trans rights!! we stan

  62. OptimalTT
    OptimalTT
    أشهر قبل

    Doki Doki Wizardry club is my favorite game.

  63. jef718
    jef718
    أشهر قبل

    BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK

  64. jesse de klein
    jesse de klein
    أشهر قبل

    I think my newest character would make jocrap very proud, considering he can cast double fireball (wizard fighter multiclass and then fireball+action surge fireball)

    1. Jonah Willliams
      Jonah Willliams
      أشهر قبل

      What about a sorcerer fighter multiclass? Four fireballs in a round seems good

  65. Arthur Padilla
    Arthur Padilla
    أشهر قبل

    I just want to play a Sentient Battle Tank that wears a Wizard Hat ...

  66. morth
    morth
    أشهر قبل

    3:40

  67. Zander Grassman
    Zander Grassman
    أشهر قبل

    Fireball is like the worst spell in the game

    1. Zander Grassman
      Zander Grassman
      أشهر قبل

      You could get something that's useful though honestly even magic Missile is better

  68. LEGO YODA
    LEGO YODA
    أشهر قبل

    Just fire ball OK

  69. LEGO YODA
    LEGO YODA
    أشهر قبل

    I should be doing homework but whatever I’ll fail lol

    1. Pluveus
      Pluveus
      أشهر قبل

      That's not very wizard of you.

  70. Atticus Kennon
    Atticus Kennon
    أشهر قبل

    He has the same energy as Megumin from konosuba

  71. Ms. Centurion
    Ms. Centurion
    أشهر قبل

    Jocat: A wizard is the ultimate utility caster Me life cleric bard multiclass: hahahahaha Sincerely, Ms. Centurion

  72. SrReidi
    SrReidi
    أشهر قبل

    if you're clever enough, wizards are powerful as fuck

  73. Itz_Chocolate Time
    Itz_Chocolate Time
    أشهر قبل

    If I was a wizard my top two spells would be “RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!” and “FUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION” But I think I’ll go with a demisexual bard instead.... because why not

  74. Dorime Hame No Hame No Latsiva
    Dorime Hame No Hame No Latsiva
    أشهر قبل

    How did this video get demonetized tf

  75. Dandruffshampoo
    Dandruffshampoo
    أشهر قبل

    Not gonna lie, necromancer kinda cute while resurrecting.

  76. theindiefanclub
    theindiefanclub
    أشهر قبل

    I have to say thanks very much because that Chromatic Dragon Dad in his mansion image inspired me to write an entire heist one-shot.

  77. Aerosma
    Aerosma
    أشهر قبل

    The song is stuck in my head, help

  78. Matthew LeTexier
    Matthew LeTexier
    أشهر قبل

    Ok, Huntrax the wizard is my favorite of the characters from these videos and I'm adapting him to be a sorcerer for my upcoming campaign

  79. RAGGED
    RAGGED
    أشهر قبل

    Hilarious! Love that song too!, Ridiculous as it is I'm going to listen to it for a 3rd time 🤣

  80. Ethan Horn
    Ethan Horn
    أشهر قبل

    Since Tasha's has come out I have been playing an Order of the Scribe Wizard and everyone was like "Dude... that's so boring you're like a generalist in a class that's all about being a Generalist" and I am like "Excuse me yo, i can use Fireball spell and replace its fire damage with Force damage. I can literally Haduken you fuckers now... and I will be doing so every chance I can get." My DM: "Well I guess I am never giving you ano-" Me: "You've already given me the ability to turn my Fireball into a Thunderball... or the very best kickball... deny me spells if you wish you pleb but you're defeat is assured."

  81. Jaydan Bishop
    Jaydan Bishop
    أشهر قبل

    Something I thought would be funny is if the wizard teacher flew across the screen as it was going over the intro cause the fireball went off and had launched him

  82. Arukorstza
    Arukorstza
    أشهر قبل

    Yeah... my party looks at me weird when I rocked up with a wizard in full-plate, but they learned. War mages are OP, just saying.

  83. Jonald Jodonald
    Jonald Jodonald
    أشهر قبل

    Transmutation sounds enjoyable.

  84. A n
    A n
    أشهر قبل

    Im reading a harry potter fanfiction in which a d&d wizard is transporred into hogwarts and i needed a quick guide

  85. Izaya Orihara
    Izaya Orihara
    أشهر قبل

    2:41 in song!

  86. Clyde crimsoncrow
    Clyde crimsoncrow
    أشهر قبل

    Tattoo your spells onto your body

  87. Medic GamingTM
    Medic GamingTM
    أشهر قبل

    How about firebolt????

  88. Steven Jackson
    Steven Jackson
    أشهر قبل

    Best way I could explain wizard. Squishy glass cannon

  89. Rainy Day Inside
    Rainy Day Inside
    أشهر قبل

    Bladesinger: Am I a joke to you?

  90. Blue Blade
    Blue Blade
    أشهر قبل

    Soooooooooooooooo... Basically just like any normal playthrough of a Pokémon game?

  91. Incinemeow Gaming
    Incinemeow Gaming
    أشهر قبل

    2:47 is the start of the song

  92. Karl Frogley
    Karl Frogley
    أشهر قبل

    Fire elemental Immune to fire damage

  93. lajkejus
    lajkejus
    2 أشهر قبل

    JUST FIREBALL

  94. shromber the lord of spores
    shromber the lord of spores
    2 أشهر قبل

    One fire ball puts out 22mj of energy per d8

  95. Sporky
    Sporky
    2 أشهر قبل

    The ddlc to undertale reference combo knocked me out and fireballed my corpse

  96. Roy Lim
    Roy Lim
    2 أشهر قبل

    do I play Dnd no will I ever, low chances but will I continue watching this series YES

  97. Sword Brethren Mordred
    Sword Brethren Mordred
    2 أشهر قبل

    I CAST FIST

  98. Ashrun Zeda
    Ashrun Zeda
    2 أشهر قبل

    Poor bladesinger... Not even a single mention

  99. Grey Graves
    Grey Graves
    2 أشهر قبل

    I’m currently playing Parhfinder Kingmaker and had no idea how to make the wizard girl useful. Then I found out about Fireball

  100. Starry Skies
    Starry Skies
    2 أشهر قبل

    Hutrax the nerdy