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A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Wizard
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I’m p sure Megumin wrote this one
I've never been able to find or make a DnD group, but being able to learn about it in such a fun way makes me want to get right back on my conjured horse and ride into the sunset!
2:46
Surprised no one is mentioning Alphys making an appearance lmao
Whenever I make it was a class I have to come to this video to remember all the wizard sub classes. Lmao
So I saw references to DDLC and Undertale but I only woke up around the end of the video
The toilet paper and the bridge trolls ass cheeks got me sounding more asthmatic than Darth Vader. I'm literally crying because that joke genuinely tickled me.
Just fireball?... Was that a damn Doki Doki reference? Dude, 10/10.
Just discovered ya and already I LOVE YA!
I am very pleased with Trans Rights is a school of magic.
I also love this. Because of this I made a Half orc Half Goliath war caster named Feng. He killed dragons using bronze coins and Animate Objects. I love him.
fun song
So this is where Nixie got her lesson, everything makes sense now
Oh yes konosuba Exprosioooon!
Just Mon- IIII MEAN Fireball. Just Fireball.
So one time my party ran into a cult of cobalts so our wizard cast a nat 20 minor illusion and make their “god” appear even though none of had any idea what it looked like. It worked. Because of this, our party implemented a new rule: never, under any circumstances, not fuck with cobalts
If you get the coreect familiar I am sure it can learn fireball
To be fair...i tryed specializing in the other schools and I struggled with everything except evocation. Abjuration was fun doe.
True Polymorph is better than fireball because you can turn into a Pit Fiend who can cast fireball infinitely.
... why do i want a full song version of that end song so badly now? But i really need it in my life lmao XD Edit: just rewatched it again and yep it is still amazing.
The crooked river dfly warm because ravioli ganguly grease excluding a tough coach. vacuous, quirky sweatshirt
”Registered hex offender” will never be not fun, no matter how may times i have binched this series
Petition for a cover of "Just Monika" but it's "Just Fireball"
I love the song lmao lol
Terry Crews the War Magic Wizard: POWEEEEEEEEER
These videos are so great.
Wizards are only weak at low levels if you try to use them like a fighter (but with spells). They have a decent number of spell slots at all times and if you use abilities smartly, such as sleep or charm instead of an attack spell, you can actually be way more helpful or dangerous than other classes of the same level or even higher level. I saw a wizard PC take down a party of five other PCs each a level above him. I don’t think he took damage either.
Alas, you're wasting your breath. It would take an actual wizard's duel with Zee's wiz to demonstrate this and I don't think it's gonna' happen.
“ I didn’t know your kid dressed like a goblin” 😶what?why☹️
The just fireball was hilarious cause i understood the reference
Oof, too funny!
Only Fireball eh??? Laughs in Counterspell.
if anyone can keep a straight face while watching this series... they have no sense of humor ans should be fireballed, bitch slapped by god, and mauled by the bugbear and barbarian
The answer to the opening is to always play evocation so your allies don't die.
anyone else notice at 1:00 that he spelled "gass" instead of "Glass" or is that on purpose?
Sokka: "Aang, what do you have?" Aang: "ALL THE ELEMENTS!" Sokka: "NO"
That ending tho
i cast fireball
2:45 You'll thank me later
Honestly Doctor Strange is a hybrid of Sorcerer, Wizard, and Warlock. He does have immense natural power, but he learned to harness it through study, but most importantly in Marvel all magic has a "cost". Magic obeys the fundamental laws of the universe, matter can't come from nothing, every action has an equal opposite reaction, etc. Doctor Strange is very good at being aware of that cost, and making deals with all kinds of foreign entities and domains to limit the damage his debts can do.
I know it been a year, but just wanted to say love the song, J0-Cat.
JoCat said Trans Rights
Honestly please post the song at the end as it’s own separate video because it’s a Bop
I swear to god I just saw alphis....
i like to cast mage armour and shield on myself, then charge in with thunderwave or other aoe spells, and perhaps flying
That mood when you feel validated bc someone labeled transmutation as trans rights :)
I want BLOCKBLOCKBLOCK as my ringtone
Was the opening ghostwritten by Konosuba’s Megumin?
Ohno ddlc references Thx for the ptsd
1:24 a new ship???
When you find out there is a 9th level spell that is just fireball but stronger.
That neck waggling back and forth to the music is so hypnotic. I'm glad it's short. Any longer and I think I'd be mesmerized for as long as it lasted.
I stopped the video and read Alphus's lines and that just...yeah that makes sense...
FIREBALL JUST FIREBALL JUST FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST FIREBALL!!!!!!!!
Wizard that uses only fireball is actually pretty strong
I don't know why but "What's your point, Person Within Fireball Distance?" always gets me
I'm late but I don't care. I just wanted to say war magic does look cool. That's about it.
2:42
Fun fact. Fireball needs sulphur and bat shit because those are the active ingredients in... well gunpowder.
I'd love to play as a wizard in D&D, and if at any time I needed to protect the party from a giant monster I can say "You shall not pass!"
1:44 what is that ability exactly?
2:35 trans rights!! we stan
Doki Doki Wizardry club is my favorite game.
BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
I think my newest character would make jocrap very proud, considering he can cast double fireball (wizard fighter multiclass and then fireball+action surge fireball)
What about a sorcerer fighter multiclass? Four fireballs in a round seems good
I just want to play a Sentient Battle Tank that wears a Wizard Hat ...
3:40
Fireball is like the worst spell in the game
You could get something that's useful though honestly even magic Missile is better
Just fire ball OK
I should be doing homework but whatever I’ll fail lol
That's not very wizard of you.
He has the same energy as Megumin from konosuba
Jocat: A wizard is the ultimate utility caster Me life cleric bard multiclass: hahahahaha Sincerely, Ms. Centurion
if you're clever enough, wizards are powerful as fuck
If I was a wizard my top two spells would be “RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!” and “FUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION” But I think I’ll go with a demisexual bard instead.... because why not
How did this video get demonetized tf
Not gonna lie, necromancer kinda cute while resurrecting.
I have to say thanks very much because that Chromatic Dragon Dad in his mansion image inspired me to write an entire heist one-shot.
The song is stuck in my head, help
Ok, Huntrax the wizard is my favorite of the characters from these videos and I'm adapting him to be a sorcerer for my upcoming campaign
Hilarious! Love that song too!, Ridiculous as it is I'm going to listen to it for a 3rd time 🤣
Since Tasha's has come out I have been playing an Order of the Scribe Wizard and everyone was like "Dude... that's so boring you're like a generalist in a class that's all about being a Generalist" and I am like "Excuse me yo, i can use Fireball spell and replace its fire damage with Force damage. I can literally Haduken you fuckers now... and I will be doing so every chance I can get." My DM: "Well I guess I am never giving you ano-" Me: "You've already given me the ability to turn my Fireball into a Thunderball... or the very best kickball... deny me spells if you wish you pleb but you're defeat is assured."
Something I thought would be funny is if the wizard teacher flew across the screen as it was going over the intro cause the fireball went off and had launched him
Yeah... my party looks at me weird when I rocked up with a wizard in full-plate, but they learned. War mages are OP, just saying.
Transmutation sounds enjoyable.
Im reading a harry potter fanfiction in which a d&d wizard is transporred into hogwarts and i needed a quick guide
2:41 in song!
Tattoo your spells onto your body
How about firebolt????
Best way I could explain wizard. Squishy glass cannon
Bladesinger: Am I a joke to you?
Soooooooooooooooo... Basically just like any normal playthrough of a Pokémon game?
2:47 is the start of the song
Fire elemental Immune to fire damage
JUST FIREBALL
One fire ball puts out 22mj of energy per d8
The ddlc to undertale reference combo knocked me out and fireballed my corpse
do I play Dnd no will I ever, low chances but will I continue watching this series YES
I CAST FIST
Poor bladesinger... Not even a single mention
I’m currently playing Parhfinder Kingmaker and had no idea how to make the wizard girl useful. Then I found out about Fireball
Hutrax the nerdy