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A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Bard
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I am STILL waiting for Mercer to throw noodles at me for making an asexual bard only interested in being glamorous.
The bard is good but my friends don’t like it
This ehh
Ok so “I like girls” is very good and be proud of it, but this is your magnum opus. Kisses xxxxxx
i'm aroace, main a bard, and Matt Mercer don't scare me
Sword and Shield needs new moves and wire bugs are a thing?! INSPIRE!!
wait what are the class stereotypes i need to know if matt mercer is going to throw foam noodles at me from the corner of my room
We will most likely have a soundboard if we are playing online because we can.
I think JoCrap is a Barbarian/Monk. The only things he needs is his birthday suit and RAW POWER and THE ALMIGHTY SWORD AND SHIELD
My bf got into dnd and I have no idea what I'm doing. So here I am, elf bard beginner
Why the fuck is Snow White the DM? She has no imagination. Belle would be the only qualified one, she reads a fuckton.
Okay hear me out. Tieflings are often bards because thaumaturgy doubles as a microphone.
Name for a skeleton bard NECRODANCER: KEEPER OF THE RAVE
He literally brought Matthew Mercer in to go "gnnnnneh"
For those wondering what the big text during the Matt Mercer bit says: "Disclaimer: Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesn't judge the way you have fun & is a genuinely swell guy. He may throw foam noodles at you for other reasons however so you should still watch your back"
Hey jocat thanks for the video the dm let's me get a Nokia and I enjoy doing an aasimar bard
nice
"Jack of all trades" is how I play those Shadowrun videogames, but that's probably due to my commitment issues :D
Aww , the kewt lil bards
thank you this is the only thing i need for d&d
My asexual bard.....roll to make friends?
Group I was in wanted to play an evil group after we finished up Savage Tides. (3.5). I almost always go paladin but couldn’t find a good fit so was going with evil bard, skill ranks in auditory: insult comic. Sad that Puck never came true. (Left group before building him)
Bard x Paladin BUT it's a mutually supportive relationship, BUT the bard still tries to seduce All The Enemies, BUT it's actually a trap to get the enemy's hopes up before the bard casts Vicious Mockery: "urgh, you actually thought I'd sleep with a hideous thing like YOU? Why would I be interested in _you_ when I have my infinitely more attractive and better-in-every-way Paladin Bae?"
Bard gang wua
Happy I’ve found the romance video
Cool idea: why can’t the bard’s artistic skill be combat? Get two and have them do fancy sword fights as a street performance.
consider using bards when you have no idea what you wanna do, as in, let's say you want to be a general adventurer, you've been around, you've learned some spells, some magic items, some stuff, you know how to handle yourself a bit, Bards are pretty much just the traveler class but they've got some music skills which is probably what keeps them from sounding like a video game protagonist instead of a class if you don't use magic, Rogue is good as well, since Rogues can honestly just be played as a Fighter who can sneak well
I absolutely adore these vids
0:05 That's what she said!
Me in the corner with my asexual whispers bard, waiting for Matt:
As a gnome wizard I felt that beginning statement but it still hurt😂
i died with the buff allies, harm enemies, harm allies, buff enemies
Ok
whats the text at 1:55
I was a pyromanic rock gnome bard for my first game ever
Well I haven't been hit with any foam noodles yet so jokes on him a guess
I was a kobald bard, who had a ukulele and thunder wave, we had to clear a cave so I just deafened, and blinded 7 direwolfs and they almost killed everyone so we bought a baby god
1:47 is wholesome!
JO SHRUG #2: 2:02
so was I the only person that noticed at 1:02 the tiefling bard in the cheerleader outfit only has an & symbol on her chest... Thus implying D&D?
The dnd community: bards fuck everything Me, with an annoyed bard that hates sexual intercourse: allow me to introduce myself
The ace bards are too powerful, imagine a bard not limited by sexual desire. They would rip the fabric of the meta apart
Jokes on you, I'm a klepto no matter what class I play!!
Female bard trying to seduce orc: "I'm tight as fuck!!"
I made my bard a fortune teller who casts spells with her Tarot deck instead of picking an instrument for her. Apparently she's also very good at figuring out the backstories of the party, all of whom seem to have an unhealthy amount of secrets.
The message that flashes up behind Matt Mercer when he's throwing noodles: "Disclaimer: Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesn't judge the way you have fun and is a genuinely swell guy. He may throw noodles at you for other reasons however, so you should still watch your back." 1:56
From 1:57 Disclaimer: Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesn't judge the way you have fun & is a genuinely swell guy. He may throw foam noodles at you for other reasons however so you should still watch your back.
I love this bi bard idiot
Thats not a harp. It a lyre.
I doubt it but was that character with the bones an aq3d character? xD
It’s the seeker!
For anybody wondering, The foam noodles is at 1:49
"The bard WAS spoony, we checked." - FF4 retranslation team.
1:40 the start of a beautiful love story
"Lay" Dragons i said Slay dragons
how fitting how Jocrap ended the episode by doing a very bard thing to do and rapping.
0:15 I gotta admit that part got the weirdest laugh out of me :)) Eat your cereal.
2:08
♩ Inspire, Inspire, Inspire, Inspire all the PCs ♩
If you're a bard, you could be the god of wind and freedom and be best friends with a dragon and still be lazy
welp
Another thing that will happen if you don’t play with stereotypes Gary gyzack will take all you game dnd books and replace them with 5e tomb of horror still has hard as last time
WGLR hat when?
1:50 My aroace bard out here getting destroyed lol.
I find it funny how bards are very useful in dnd and in final fantasy it’s just well the bard can get the hell out of my party
1:57 "Disclaimer: Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesn't judge the way you have fun & is a genuinely swell guy "He may throw foam noodles at you for other reasons however so you should still watch your back"
*makes an asexual bard* >D
I don’t know why he said this isn’t accurate it is very accurate I I literally shared this to my noob group.
The worst part of this is the sound Matt Mercer makes when throwing foam noodles. Like no joke it sounds terrifying.
How has Matt Mercer *not* yet commented on this masterpiece of comedy :P
Me and my hunting horn
FRICK YOU BALTAMORE
My ......ice cream
He must've cast fireball because those bars were fucking fire
I made a NE bard who's artistic expression was murder
OH my god I love this
0:38 that is a thicc tiefling bard. But my dwarf is THICCER!!!
For those trying to read the part with Matt Mercer..... "DISCLAIMER: Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesn't judge the way you have fun & is a genuinely swell guy... He may throw foam noodles at you for other reasons so you should still watch your back" XD XD XD
Bard of sword is the best for dragonborn
I... think imma make a bard character.
1:48 That aged amazingly.
Appreciate it. All my coworkers are nerds, Im just tryna understand wtf is going on.
If you are about to cum and a bard inspires you, you do a cumehameha (or at least that's how the legend of the legendary super sexoffender goes)
He do be wigglin tho
And two years later, you get Matt to cameo in one of the videos :)
JoCrap is the best Disney Princess
Bard: I attempt to seduce the dragon. DM: Roll for it Bard: Nat 20 let's go! DM: You succeed in seducing the dragon but the dragon brings out a jar. Moral of the story, just because you can seduce something doesn't mean you should.
So this is basically the crap guide to hunting horn. But for sns. With no oils.
This almost, almost, made the class look good.
The “shouting my greatness from the rooftop” with the “Fuck you Baltimore” made me laugh more then it really should have.
Me: thinking about my Mexican Dream bard Also me: remembering “Speedrun me in bed homeboy!” *this video sounds about right*
1:56 then pause quick to read Disclaimer
Jocrap: "All bards are lust-compelled sex deviants." My Lore Bard who's a historian: "You try to force to do that, I will bore you to death. Quite literally in fact. Who says Vicious Mockery has to be an insult?"
And this is why my hooker bard is amazeballz. XD
Need a help with properly roleplaying chaotic evil yuan ti bard
So bardic inspiration is enhance ability but better in every possible way
I personally prefer to get my bard to level 18 so I can use magical secrets to steal the Time Stop spell from wizards and put it to a better use
See, now I want to build a bard based on Stephen Wright and his power set would include the skill to dance really fast to slow music or drawing up life sized maps.
He is too funny to be kept alive
so fun
Its so satisfying watching the DM video and then this one to see how far JoCat got. And by that I mean actually getting Mercer in a video, so cool!